Pick 20 people. (Except you, you're included automatically.) Anyone. Seriously. Anime, real life, anything.

1. Ianto Jones
2. Solstice Zero
3. Red-Pinstripes
4. Owen Harper
5. Molly
6. Scarf Warriors
7. templremus1990
8. Thirteen
9. Wariena
10. Ike
11. Jack Harkness
12. CommaConcept
13. Baskaran
14. Twelve
15. Keiron
16. Twitch
17. Lucy (moonchild94)
18. Soren
19. Nadrin
20. Greg Bishop

You all move into a house together. Pair them up into rooms.

Solstice Zero, templremus1990

Room 1: Greg Bishop and Ianto Jones (they already flatshare)
Room 2: Jack Harkness and Thirteen (because Jack would be irritated if he got neither Ianto nor Thirteen)
Room 3: Baskaran and Keiron (you know it'd be HILARIOUS)
Room 4: Soren and Ike (obviously)
Room 5: Twelve and Nadrin (naturally)
Room 6: Molly and Owen Harper (psssh, I think I just found another crackship)
Room 7: CommaConcept, Scarf Warriors and me (Lulz?)
Room 8: Wariena and Red-Pinstripes (I'd roomshare with you if I didn't think it would result in your brains becoming slush by the end of the week)
Room 9: Twitch and Lucy (random pairings by end, lulz)
Room 10: Solstice Zero and templremus1990 (I'd lock them in there until they wrote awesome fic)

(Oh, God, we're dead. XD)

1. 11(Jack Harkness) and 3(Red-Pinstripes) are caught making out in the closet by you, 4(Owen Harper), and 7(templremus1990). How do you guys react?

Me: Well, that's crack, right there. *digs out camera*
Owen: Give it a rest, Harkness.
templremus: It's Jack. Why are you both looking surprised?

2. Which of your friends are the most likely to throw a RAVE?

Molly, Jack, Keiron, Greg. Maybe.

3. There's a fire in the kitchen. Who caused it?

Either Owen, trying to use Ianto's coffee machine, or Soren by accident.

4. 19(Nadrin) suggests you put a pool in their room. How do you react? Do you agree?

If she pays, sure. If she wants me to pay, then there's gonna be some steel-toed fightin' going on before this issue is resolved.

5. 17(Lucy) and 6(Scarf Warriors) are covering each other in cheese.

She was probably trying to bribe him to update. He probably took it as an insult and starting throwing cheese back at her.

5. 4(Owen Harper) asks you to marry them. What do you do?

...snort with laughter?

6. 10(Ike) and 9(Wariena) announce they are going to be having a baby.

LOLWUT?! Soren will not be pleased. I imagine neither will Wariena, actually. o____o I think my brain just broke.

7. 15(Keiron) is dancing like a fool to some rap music. Do you join? Who else does?

Nobody joins. Keiron is hit around the head for dancing to RAP music. Eww.

8. 20(Greg Bishop) has a thing for 2(Solstice Zero). They come to you for advice. What do you tell them?

He probably needs to convince her to read the fic so she knows who he is. Although I think she's read Twilight Streets. There might be a chance. ;D But it'd upset Anna.

9.You notice that 8(Thirteen) is crying in the corner. What do you do to cheer them up?

Hug him and hand him a banana and his teddy bear. And maybe Jack, if he's not preoccupied.

10. Someone suggests they have a race that starts at the entrance, there's a checkpoint in every room, and it ends at the back door. Who is it?

Greg, because he'd win. XD

11. Who would race each other?

Greg, Jack, Ianto (he'd get forced into it), Owen (trying to prove he's better than Greg), Ike, possibly Baskaran and Keiron.

12. 1(Ianto) and 19(Nadrin) have a fight. What happened and who wins?

Nadrin wanted to use the coffee machine. Ianto did not approve. Nadrin kicked him. Nadrin won. The coffee machine broke. Owen laughed.

13. You see 16(Twitch) falling in slow motoion down the stairs and you have a chance to save them from a fall onto a bunch of tacks. Would you?

If she's falling in slow motion, she's probably trying to test some sort of alien tech. I'd leave her to her own devices.

14. You're all playing truth or dare. 14(Twelve) dares you to kiss 5(Molly). Do you?

Yes, so that I could later dare him to kiss Jack. >D

15. 6(Scarf Warriors) and 7(templremus1990) are having fun with the sprinkler in the backyard.

*sigh* Some people never grow up.

16. 10(Ike) says hi to 12(CommaConcept) and 12(CommaConcept) says fuck off. You see the whole thing. What do you do?

I'd probably reprimand CC for being so mean. Ike probably wouldn't be fazed. He gets that a lot (yeah, lookin' at you, Shinon. Lookin' right at you).

17. 14(Twelve), 6(Scarf Warriors), and 18(Soren) have a threesome. Would you make it a foursome?

WHAT IN HELL'S NAME WHAT WHAT WHAT *has heart attack*

18. 13(Baskaran) asks you to make dinner. DO YOU?

Nurr. Too lazy, and he's a better cook.

19. Orgy?

When did John Hart get here?

20. 18(Soren) blows up your room. How do you and your room mates react?

CC would chase after him with a screwdriver. I'd write anger!fic. Scarf Warriors would yell and then go all emo in the corner.

21. Now what?

Sleeeeeeep.